Dating seems so scary like you’re willingly giving the power to destroy you to someone you’re letting all your guards down and letting someone do whatever they want to you on so many different levels
My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
this picture of florence welch has changed my life for the better